Q: when is it ok to be selfish?
A: i have absolutely no clue. i googled ‘seflish’ and this was the first image to pop up. …
i am literally having Salinger inspired neurotic fits/identity crises where i basically spend a significant amount of time questioning everything and then ultimately decide that everything is boring. uhh halp.
operation fix up my dream-zone begins now...
i have yet to really decorate my room. also, my clothes (all of which i currently hate) are lining my floor, kind of resembling a rug at the moment. but! a can of mint green paint is sitting on my windowsill. and! i’m really thinking about purchasing an actual rug. i haven’t had a room this size since i lived in connecticut when i was about 7 or 8. in theory, it’s awesome. so...
"We have a moral obligation to be precise about... →
responding to "mean mug" by 50 cent & soulja boy
Patrick: oh wow
Patrick: so stokmed
me: yr so stokmed
Patrick: stoke med
me: total stoke med right now
me: i listened to it
me: kinda lario
Patrick: ppl who dont get excited about stuff
Patrick: take stoke meds
i'm glad someone else feels the same way i feel... →
these are 2 cute. i need new shoes. →
gold dust woman
i’ll look back on this period of my life and i’ll probably think of fleetwood mac’s “rumours.” in fact, that album might be forever tied to being in my early 20s.
reasons why i am full, sleepy and comfortable (for...
1. delicious fall soup with vegetables, beef and spinach + fresh bread with rosemary (bought just hours before) 2. merlot 3. almond wafer cookies 4. arrested development
my birthday is on christmas eve... →
current list of wants
1) a year-long subscription to The New Yorker 2) new everyday shoes - preferably t-strap flats or oxfords 3) my own copy of “Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction” 4) a painted bedroom - pale yellow or pale greenish blue maybe? 5) new season of Gossip Girl all but one of these things require money and therefore they will have to wait until september 15,...
mean muggin': chix are whack (specifically ones...
If you assumed that I was going to use my column to attack MTV’s The Jersey Shore, perhaps you should stop reading now. The truth is that I keep up with the goings-on of those beloved, tatted up guidettes and juiceheads, which will soon become evident. The second season has yet to disappoint thus far in terms of revving up the staged, irrelevant drama that I adore oh so much. This past week’s...
in my experience, hardly anyone even knows what... →